This is going to be awkward, but someone has to tell you, so it may as well be...– Oliver Burkeman (Interesting article here!)
I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Person A: You should just keep an extra vagina around. Person B: I’ve got one right here. Person A: Haha… Person B: My butthole. Person A: Hm. This afternoon is full of class and pleasantness.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...– Mitch Hedberg
I come home from Europe and...
my dad has grown a beard and goatee. He’s also pretending he is a professor. I guess things do change unexpectedly. Hmmmm.